Logic: Lord Voldemort

11/15/11

To the person who wrote this:
"Hand Sanitizer kills 99% of germs."

Lord Voldemort can kill anything except Harry Potter, which is basically 99%. So in conclusion... Lord Voldemort is a big bottle of hand sanitizer. Hand sanitizer kills germs. Germs are bad. Therefore, Voldemort, being hand sanitizer is good. So, you're saying Voldemort is good. With that, I deduce that you are a Death Eater.

[Stolen from Tess L

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See? I told you hand sanitizer is bad for you.
Use soap!
Wait... Does that mean that soap is a form of evil?

[Stolen from Carli B.]