Poem: Finals

‘Twas the week before finals, and all through the town
Not a student was drinking, not a frat made a sound
The adderall popped and the coffee was drank
In hopes that your mind won’t suddenly blank
The guys and the chicks depart from their beds
While visions of passing danced around in their heads
Crammed cafes and library dates
Regretting the days that you slept in late
While out on the campus there struck a big nerve
Of Asian kids sprinting to screw up the curve
The readings you ignored pile up to the ceiling
Our asses are saved by Wikipedia stealing
Time home for Thanksgiving was a bittersweet tease
Come back to find College screwing you on your knees
Facebook and Twitter prove a hefty temptation
Earning your citizenship in the procrasti-NATION
Increasingly worrisome for that borderline class
Friday nights out made it impossible to pass
All the moments we said “at least I have time”
Well the time has come…. did you do it? Neither did I.
Stressed and starved and screwed and sorry
That we skipped lecture to eat Chipotle and watch Maury
Sit down to find that you forgot your ID
…and your blue book, and pencil, and scantron–FUCK ME!
Exams handed out, the questions complex
Pray that it’s over, like a night of bad sex
Winter break so close we can almost taste it
High School friends, kegs, spending every night wasted
Eyes begin wandering while we’re cramped in our seats
That one kid is dragged out for trying to cheat
Smelly dude next to me, chill bro you’re fine!
Lord knows that your grade will be better than mine
Hand in the exam, relieved that it’s done
It’s been real, Econ 100, but the furthest from fun
One down, three to go, and to all that relate:
HAPPY FINALS TO ALL, AND TO ALL PASSING GRADES!

- Nate A.W.

Just reposting what ha had in his status :P

Total Geek

12/5/11



http://www.innergeek.us/geek-test.html

I am 28.22878% geeky [Total Geek] :P

+ Geekish Tendencies................................≥09%
++ Geek.............................................≥15%
+++ Total Geek......................................≥25%
++++ Major Geek.....................................≥35%
+++++ Super Geek....................................≥45%
++++++ Extreme Geek.................................≥55%
+++++++ Geek God....................................≥65%
+++++++! Dysfunctional Geek.........................≥75%

Fave one was "I own more than one slinky" xD

KEEP HOLDING ON

12/4/11

No matter what, the clocks will keep on ticking, the world will keep on turning, and life will go on. Just keep smiling and don't give up :) [Who said that? Me xD]

Alternatively... "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill

~

I was starting to feel sad again because of the bad day yesterday [awesome evening though :], and I was having dinner all by myself. Then, "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus came on shuffle on my mp3 player...

The struggles I'm facing
The chances I'm taking
Sometimes might knock me down, but
No I'm not breaking
I may not know it, but
These are the moments that
I'm gonna remember most
I've just gotta keep goin', and
I gotta be strong
Just keep pushing on, cause

There's always gonna be another mountain
I'm always gonna wanna make it move
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose
Ain't about how fast I get there
Ain't about what's waitin' on the other side
It's the climb


And I smiled and felt better. Who knew that it would be MILEY CYRUS that put me into a good mood?? :)

Trailer: The Vow

11/20/11

"I need to make my love fall in love with me again" awwww :3

The Vow looks like SUCH A CUTE MOVIE!! :P My friends Swan is obsessed with the actor Channing Tatum, and both of us want to go see that movie when it comes out!! It comes out in theatres Feb 10th, 2012 :) Can't wait :P

Trailer: Snow White and the Huntsman

11/21/11

Who has seen the new Snow White and the Huntsman trailer?? I thought it was actually decent... though they COULD have chosen a prettier Snow White. Plus, isn't Kristen Stewart's hair BROWN?? Not black, as the poem goes?? *roll eyes* They just wanted her to make the movie more popular...

Toy: Slinkies

11/20/11

I loooove slinkies :) I remember when I was a little child, I used to have a plastic rainbow-colored slinky. It was huuuuuge, but then it got tangled somehow [that was probably my fault xD], and I was sad... it seems like my obsession with slinkies has stuck with me. I have at least 7-8 small slinkies at home of various shapes, colors, and sizes. And my boyfriend recently gave me another one :P <3 Hahaha, they're so cool :D

But anyways... the reason I mention them is because 1. I don't wanna continue working on my English essay (research paper), and 2. I found a Yahoo! article that talked about slinkies. In it, they said, "A world full of ruined Slinkies is not a world in which we want to live." Hahahah, I definitely agree with that :)

Comic: XKCD 977, Map Projection

11/20/11

"What Your Favorite Map Projection Says About You"
http://xkcd.com/977/

Look at the third to last one!! Because I like butterflies, I had to go and google that one :P One of the websites that came up was this one. If you scroll down a little, there's a cool picture :P I ended up clicking a link on that page and it sent me to a third page. I saw the pictures, and within my head, I said, "I want a map like that..." but in real life, out-loud, I said...

Cool...
So awesome...
Whoooaaa...

That's when I got reminded of the guy in the Double Rainbow video, so I had to finish that off by saying, "Double Rainbow..." xD Hahaha, it was great :P

But seriously, that's sooo cool xD I want one :P

SORTA RANDOM!!